Sunday, January 19, 2014

Seventhstyle banned me

i don't need to say shit
this speaks for itself
i'm so sorry for having an opinion, Seven.


Tuesday, January 7, 2014

eeww


Taken after a roadtrip
I wanted to faint
roadtrips suck whale dick

Now looking back on not only do I look buttfuxkingly shitty but the tongue expression is also exceptionally emo 

good job uglying yourself up audrey

Lonely is my company


emofags way to bottom of social ladder

perpetually unpopular

can I drop out yet?





deeply inhales, doesn't exhale


ugh

I need to change the layout of this blog because it looks like shit.

I never plan to launch an attack on AKF even if they make me feel like complete and utter shit

Iets make up a lame ass cheer shall we

WHO WOULD LOSE TO AKF
ME ME ME!
WHOSE THE UCIFF
ME ME ME!
(・Д・)

WHO'S THE POWERLESS PITIFUL BITCH HERE
ME ME ME!
WHO'S GOT THE GUTS TO TRY AND FIGHT HERE?
NOT ME ME ME!

what doesn't hate me in this world?

my cat
that's pretty much it

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Shitfaced for two days

I rang in the New Year with a semi hangover and a shitty fucking headache. Mind you, I'd had only two Grey Goose/Soda combos and yet, felt pitifully dizzy, drunk and stupid. 

Tonight, I had a glass o' wine, alongside three I Can't Remember the Name of the Vodka / DP cocktails. After finishing my third, I was so fucking dizzy I couldn't stand straight. Couldn't type properly. I was shivering, and then I was overheated. I was a fucking anxious mess who'd had yet to take her meds and was clearly as drunk as a motherfuckin' skunk. So, after a rather numbing bath, embarrassing tumblr posts, and a stumble into the wall, I finally crashed. Thank god it was on my bed. 11:30. I ACTUALLY SLEPT BEFORE 12 AM.

I woke up at 3 with the sudden urge to shit and a disgusting stomachache. Later it was accompanied by blaring headache. I ended up shitting about 5 lbs worth of diherreal mess.

This is a true testimony as to how bad my alcohol tolerance is and why you should never let me within ten feet of your liquor cabinet. Way to ring in the new year, audrey, by being an idiot.

I'm pretty sure my life right now is summed up in a few of tpr's lyrics

Everyday I wake up, everyday I wake up alone
Kill me
Just kill me